Citing competition from Discovery+, Disney+, Paramount+, AppleTV+, and the advent of CNN+, we are excited to announce ShellyPalmer+. “Everyone else has a plus,” said Shelly Palmer, founder of the soon-to-be-launched service.
“Oh, wait,” he continued. “This is a really terrible idea. Why wait three weeks to pull the plug? Let’s just not do it.”
Apparently, CNN+ was a terrible idea, too.
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